Something Very, Very Large in the Woods Around Ashland, Wisconsin.

"I looked back up and the legs moved. Not like a deer. Like a human. Everything happened at once after that. I dropped the mail, picked up my cat by the scruff and ran for it..."

NCS Case File #20: Bavarian Wood Fairies Scare the Hell out of Large, Pipe-Smoking, Cane-Wielding, Big German Man who is also Tall.

You can tell me all about how the woods are scary and bad, but to a German country boy, going through the woods in Bavaria, clocking in at over 6 feet, with a sturdy cane, there is not much terrifying sh*t going on.